Leaping through the forest, Pakkun calls for all engines stopped. Sakura notices Pakkun stopped and lands on a branch. Naruto notices Sakura stopped and koalas into a tree. That shouldn't have been as funny as it was. Pakkun reports Sasuke's after Temari and Gaara, and Shino and Kankuro are about to go at it. Pakkun wants to avoid it, but Naruto just wants to bull on through - considering what he might get a face full of, I think he's better off going the circular route, too. YEAH! Kankuro versus Shino! Kankuro breaks out the Puppet Master Jutsu and unwraps Crow, who is suitably creepy. Shino outmatches this by having swarms of bugs come out of his sleeves, and they get ready to go at it. Back with the other Sand Ninjas, Gaara's finally starting to wake up, but he's not really happy about it. Temari tries to give him some medicine, but Gaara just rasps she's in the way and backhands her into a tree. Harsh. Sasuke's finally caught up to Gaara, and ideally if we have a Gaara flashback then Naruto and crew might get there in time.
Kankuro's the first to act in his fight, flinging Crow at Shino and commanding his Puppet to pop blades out of his hands. They miss, but not before Shino notices the blades are poisoned. Shino ducks into the trees to avoid the Ninja marionette, and Kankuro sends Crow after him. Sasuke vows he'll stop Gaara no matter what, and he'll get to the bottom of the little Sand freak's deal. In response, Gaara's Sand Armor starts to crack again and Temari's worried he's going to Demonify right here and now. The Sand Ninja growls at Sasuke that he's going to take away everything Sasuke's ever had, up to and including his life, and will thus prove his own existence. Sasuke flashes to his training with Kakashi, and how Kakashi called Gaara out from hiding. Gaara asks Sasuke why he wants to grow stronger, and Sasuke is as open and forthcoming as he ever is. Gaara turn to leave, but not before noticing that the look in Sasuke's eyes and the lust for power are just like his own. in the present, Gaara shrieks that Sasuke's his prey, and he's going for the full-on Demon Mode.
Elsewhere in the forest, Shino's desperately trying to avoid yet even more blades Crow's popped, and is stunned when his kunai are rendered ineffective by a Substitution. Kankuro mocks him for it as the Puppet even spits blades. They take Shino in the head and chest, and then Shino starts to... deflate. Actually, you know what happens when you kick over an ant hill? It's like that, only ickier. Insect Clone Jutsu! Shino rightfully figures that kankuro's not very good at close-in combat, but he's still got to get past Crow, and one of its arm is a bomb launcher. Poison smoke bomb, in point of fact. Shino leaps away, though worries he breathed some in. Iruka's still leading the Ninja Preschoolers back at the village up to the Ninja Mount Rushmore. Konoha notices how much of the town is on fire, and then cracks show up in the faces of the Hokages. Speaking of the Hokage, it's not going well for the Old Man at all. Dying, Sarutobi is losing his grip on Orochimaru's soul. Enma helpfully reminds him the village is doomed if Orochimaru lives, and it spurs a second wind for the Old Man.
It looks like Gaara's half-demoned out, and Temari's covering her eyes to what happens next. Demon Gaara leaps at Sasuke, and atomizes the tree Sasuke was standing on when he connects. Jeepers. Sasuke's okay, though he got winged - to say nothing of the shock of his life. The good news is it might take longer than ten minutes, so Shino might make it. As we look in on Shino, the bug-tender's breathing hard from the poison. Kankuro has Crow go in for the kill, but it's another Insect Clone. Suddenly Hinata's reluctance to join in Shino's training is all too clear. Crow's suddenly become nonresponsive, and Kankuro notices the insects swarming all over his Puppet. Shino's bug Jutsu for the win! What's more, as we will recall, the bugs feed on Chakra so they're swarming down Kankuro's puppet-master line. In desperation, Kankuro cuts the threads and launches Crow's head as a weapon, since he's able to almost instantly regain control over Crow. Crow's head pops a needle literally dripping with poison that rushes in on Shino... that stops and falls to the ground lifeless. The bugs have finally found Kankuro, because Shino is crazy crafty when it comes to Shino. He planted a beetle on Kankuro's headband the others have followed, just like with Sasuke. Nice! Kankuro freaks out and falls out of the tree, but it looks like the poison's taken its toll on Shino. Shino's would-be partner Sasuke's not having a great time of it either, ducking another tree-shattering smack from Gaara. What's a Ninja wunderkind to do?
Next Episode: You asked for this fight, Sasuke, and now you got it. Happy?
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Episode 73 - Forbidden Secret Technique: Reaper Death Seal!
The Grim Reaper hovers over the Third Hokage, and I believe that Orochimaru's eager to see a Jutsu he doesn't know. He takes a few hits, and the Boss Snake tries to jolly him along, but we're playing by the Reaper's time table. It breaks some prayer beads to cut its palm, and the blood flows down its arm before plunging it into the soul of the Third Hokage. The frst of Sarutobi's clones grabs somebody in the cover of darkness, the First Hokage, and the other's grabbed the Second while the darkness around them vanish. The Reaper comes back to claim the souls that Orochimaru stole for his own, and Seals them in the Clones of the Third Hokage. It turns out the corpses he used for the Jutsu were his Sound Ninja goons Kin and Zaku. I'd say something like 'harsh,' but I'm not really suprised.
In a nice flashback, we get the First and Second Hokages telling Saru your standard stuff - the village is your family, protect the village, raise people to believe in the same, that's what it means to be Hokage, etc. He was Hokage awfully young. It's the callous disregard for Orochimaru's own Ninja that've pushed the Old Man over the edge (not that it took all that much). His Shadow Clones vanish, and Sarutobi summons Enma to him as they go at it. The Hokage manages to get Orochimaru in a clench, and the Grim Reaper reaches through Sarutobi to into Orochimaru's chest, and the Boss Snake looks terrified. He summons his sword to him as Saru has the Reaper start to rip out Orochimaru's soul, and Enma's unable to stop the sword as it strikes. A spray of blood...
Back to to the monster snake wrecking Leaf Village, and Ibiki's not having a nice day of it at all. What the hell do you do to Ninja King Ghidorah after all? The interrogator's at the end of his rope when... Ninja Art: Summoning! Bring Down the House Jutsu! Oh, that's what you do. DROP A GIANT TOAD WITH SWORDS ON IT. Jiraiya's in attendance, kids! Ibiki's shocked, and the younger Ninja with him even more so. Jiraiya does a little dance and introduces himself with an awesome mini-speech. Jiraiya WILL RAGE! He implores Third Hokage not to die before he can get there. Under the Barrier, Enma's able to grab the sword out of the air... a bit too late. It's already halfway into the Old Man. Orochimaru asks why Sarutobi didn't dodge, and the Old Man says there's no point, you literally have to pay the Reaper to use it, so he was dead anyway. His soul will be devoured, but it'll also kill Orochimaru. This is the same Jutsu the Fourth Hokage used on the Demon Fox. [i]Huh.[/i] The Hokage's giving up his soul to struggle with Orochimaru for eternity. [i]Heroism.[/i] Orochimaru can see the Reaper now, as it cuts off, I think the First and Second Hokage's souls and shoves them down his mouth. Orochimaru Jutsus the sword in Sarutobi deeper, trying to get him to die before his own soul can be claimed.
Iruka's leading the Ninja Preschoolers to safety, and Udon and Moegi turn to Konohamaru to soothe their fears, and he does in a touching way. The path they're on, his grandpa said would be okay, so it is. Sasuke's almost on Kankuro and Gaara now, and in fact cuts the Sand Ninja off.
No choice left, Kankuro's ready to scrap, until Temari puts it on pause by joining them. She frets about not delaying him enough, but every little bit helps until Gaara wakes up. Naruto, Sakura and Pakkun are still on their trail, and catches a new scent, but the little dog smells Sasuke instead of shampoo this time. It's not the only thing after Sasuke either, Pakkun smells, and the only thing he knows is that it's not human. This time it's Kankuro who tells Temari to go on, and gets ready to unleash Crow on Sasuke, but somebody has different notions. Our favorite insect savant Shino! He used his creepy-crawlies to track Kankuro when the latter started acting squirrely during the tourney. He says he wants battles settled - Sasuke and Gaara, and Kankuro/Shino because the Sand Ninja punked out earlier. Sasuke asks Shino if he's going to be okay, and Shino says he'll be along in ten minutes, though Sasuke says he'll be done then, too. Kankuro says they don't know what terror is, and Shino asks if Kankuro's going to teach him. No, the Sand Ninja says, if he catches up to Gaara Gaara will make him learn.
Next Episode: Sasuke catches up with Gaara, which might fall under 'be careful what you wish for.'
In a nice flashback, we get the First and Second Hokages telling Saru your standard stuff - the village is your family, protect the village, raise people to believe in the same, that's what it means to be Hokage, etc. He was Hokage awfully young. It's the callous disregard for Orochimaru's own Ninja that've pushed the Old Man over the edge (not that it took all that much). His Shadow Clones vanish, and Sarutobi summons Enma to him as they go at it. The Hokage manages to get Orochimaru in a clench, and the Grim Reaper reaches through Sarutobi to into Orochimaru's chest, and the Boss Snake looks terrified. He summons his sword to him as Saru has the Reaper start to rip out Orochimaru's soul, and Enma's unable to stop the sword as it strikes. A spray of blood...
Back to to the monster snake wrecking Leaf Village, and Ibiki's not having a nice day of it at all. What the hell do you do to Ninja King Ghidorah after all? The interrogator's at the end of his rope when... Ninja Art: Summoning! Bring Down the House Jutsu! Oh, that's what you do. DROP A GIANT TOAD WITH SWORDS ON IT. Jiraiya's in attendance, kids! Ibiki's shocked, and the younger Ninja with him even more so. Jiraiya does a little dance and introduces himself with an awesome mini-speech. Jiraiya WILL RAGE! He implores Third Hokage not to die before he can get there. Under the Barrier, Enma's able to grab the sword out of the air... a bit too late. It's already halfway into the Old Man. Orochimaru asks why Sarutobi didn't dodge, and the Old Man says there's no point, you literally have to pay the Reaper to use it, so he was dead anyway. His soul will be devoured, but it'll also kill Orochimaru. This is the same Jutsu the Fourth Hokage used on the Demon Fox. [i]Huh.[/i] The Hokage's giving up his soul to struggle with Orochimaru for eternity. [i]Heroism.[/i] Orochimaru can see the Reaper now, as it cuts off, I think the First and Second Hokage's souls and shoves them down his mouth. Orochimaru Jutsus the sword in Sarutobi deeper, trying to get him to die before his own soul can be claimed.
Iruka's leading the Ninja Preschoolers to safety, and Udon and Moegi turn to Konohamaru to soothe their fears, and he does in a touching way. The path they're on, his grandpa said would be okay, so it is. Sasuke's almost on Kankuro and Gaara now, and in fact cuts the Sand Ninja off.
No choice left, Kankuro's ready to scrap, until Temari puts it on pause by joining them. She frets about not delaying him enough, but every little bit helps until Gaara wakes up. Naruto, Sakura and Pakkun are still on their trail, and catches a new scent, but the little dog smells Sasuke instead of shampoo this time. It's not the only thing after Sasuke either, Pakkun smells, and the only thing he knows is that it's not human. This time it's Kankuro who tells Temari to go on, and gets ready to unleash Crow on Sasuke, but somebody has different notions. Our favorite insect savant Shino! He used his creepy-crawlies to track Kankuro when the latter started acting squirrely during the tourney. He says he wants battles settled - Sasuke and Gaara, and Kankuro/Shino because the Sand Ninja punked out earlier. Sasuke asks Shino if he's going to be okay, and Shino says he'll be along in ten minutes, though Sasuke says he'll be done then, too. Kankuro says they don't know what terror is, and Shino asks if Kankuro's going to teach him. No, the Sand Ninja says, if he catches up to Gaara Gaara will make him learn.
Next Episode: Sasuke catches up with Gaara, which might fall under 'be careful what you wish for.'
Monday, February 16, 2009
Episode 72 - A Mistake from the Past: A Face Revealed!
Naruto, Sakura and Pakkun are hot on Sasuke's trail and closing, but Pakkun's called a halt for an important discovery. He and Sakura use the same shampoo! He'd recognize that floral green fragance anywhere. HAH! It seems to work better for Pakkun, since his coat's shinier. Poor Sakura's demoralized to learn she uses canine body wash, and wanders off in a daze. We rejoin Sasuke and the Sand ninja, and Gaara's still not awake. Temari tells Kankuro to leg it with their brother, she'll hold Sasuke off (even though she totally can't). She, too, is hot for Sasuke. Temari blocks his egress, and blows him back with a gust of wind from her fan. Her goal's to get him to use up his Chakra, which she herself is low on. Sasuke tries to play it safe and stick to Taijutsu, though Temari doesn't help things with her Wind Scythe Jutsu attacks, then a Sand Storm Jutsu to blow him back. Sasuke realizes he's got to get that damned giant fan away from her, and Temari's happy he's breaking out the Ninjutsu - here his normal fire-related stuff, but that doesn't work so good against somebody who uses wind. Sasuke uncharacteristically trips on te sand from her earlier attack, and takes some kunai in the chest. SUBSTITUTION! Complete with Explosive Runes note. This stuns Temari long enough for Sasuke to continue his pursuit.
On the roof in Hidden Village, and Orochimaru's now transgendered. It's because of the Hidden Jutsu he's completed he didn't get the Fourth Hokage nod, and we flashback to the Old Man leading Anbu to stop his attempt the first time around. Lots of people had been going mission, and Orochimaru'd been acting strangely. so they put two and two together and got evil snake. Orochimaru did it for the research - he simply wants every Jutsu in the world, just to see what happens, but to make a Jutsu omlette you have to crack a few Shinobi. This sort of project takes time, so the first order of business is to get all the time in the world. Immortality Jutsu. It's essentially a soul transfer, and Orochimaru is on is third. Even Enma looks outraged. And then it hits, that's why he wants Sasuke.
Orochimaru's never one to not twist the knife, so he switches back to his old face. First Hokage summons up a mess of plants that blocks the inside of the Barrier from view, and Orochimaru chides the Old Man for being soft. Enma says this just isn't like Sarutobi. Flashbacked, we get a picture of young Orochimaru, Jiraiya and... oh, what the hell, I'll guess Tsunade. The Old Man says he recognized that Orochimaru had the potential to be a bastard, but after the war they needed all the help they could get, and Orochimaru was just such a genius the Old Man wanted him to carry on. We get Sarutobi summoning Enma, but Orochimaru but counters with a jutsu that tears his hideout apart, and also the Anbu with the Hokage. Enma yells for the Old Man to kill him, but Third thinks of the kid he was, the kid he taught and can't do it.
The present, and Sarutobi's ready to correct past mistakes. First and Second leap to the attack, and Third uses the Shadow Clone Jutsu so he can properly do another summon - the Grim Reaper, who you can only see if you've signed a contract with. A contract with Death. Orochimaru says whatever he's doing, it doesn't matter, but the Old Man isn't going down with out a fight. Second calls for Infinite Darkness Jutsu, and under cover, the Third starts taking hits. Orochimaru snides that Hokage's just a title, and it doesn't mean any more than the rock his face is carved on. The Old Man knows it's more than that, Leaf Village is more just a place, it's about the people who live there and are ready to die to protect it. We get lots of flashes on people from the Old Man's memory, so let's take them as they come. Second Hokage with Sarutobi in his Genin squad. Sarutobi with his own Genin Squad of Orochimaru, Jiraiya and, yeah, still thinking Tsunade. Jiraiya with Naruto's dad (who, yes, the Fourth Hokage). Orochimaru with young Anko. Naruto's dad with his genin squad, including young Kakashi who even as a child is hip. Baby Naruto and young Iruka, then lots of people we already know. All these people, to the Hokage, they're all family. Orochimaru predictably doesn't care, but the Hokage says even if you kill him, the Leaf Village will carry on, and they'll carry on. Then he prepares to attack with the Grim Reaper behind him, to pull out Orochimaru's very soul.
Next Episode: Sarutobi is ready to die for his family, the whole of Leaf Village.
On the roof in Hidden Village, and Orochimaru's now transgendered. It's because of the Hidden Jutsu he's completed he didn't get the Fourth Hokage nod, and we flashback to the Old Man leading Anbu to stop his attempt the first time around. Lots of people had been going mission, and Orochimaru'd been acting strangely. so they put two and two together and got evil snake. Orochimaru did it for the research - he simply wants every Jutsu in the world, just to see what happens, but to make a Jutsu omlette you have to crack a few Shinobi. This sort of project takes time, so the first order of business is to get all the time in the world. Immortality Jutsu. It's essentially a soul transfer, and Orochimaru is on is third. Even Enma looks outraged. And then it hits, that's why he wants Sasuke.
Orochimaru's never one to not twist the knife, so he switches back to his old face. First Hokage summons up a mess of plants that blocks the inside of the Barrier from view, and Orochimaru chides the Old Man for being soft. Enma says this just isn't like Sarutobi. Flashbacked, we get a picture of young Orochimaru, Jiraiya and... oh, what the hell, I'll guess Tsunade. The Old Man says he recognized that Orochimaru had the potential to be a bastard, but after the war they needed all the help they could get, and Orochimaru was just such a genius the Old Man wanted him to carry on. We get Sarutobi summoning Enma, but Orochimaru but counters with a jutsu that tears his hideout apart, and also the Anbu with the Hokage. Enma yells for the Old Man to kill him, but Third thinks of the kid he was, the kid he taught and can't do it.
The present, and Sarutobi's ready to correct past mistakes. First and Second leap to the attack, and Third uses the Shadow Clone Jutsu so he can properly do another summon - the Grim Reaper, who you can only see if you've signed a contract with. A contract with Death. Orochimaru says whatever he's doing, it doesn't matter, but the Old Man isn't going down with out a fight. Second calls for Infinite Darkness Jutsu, and under cover, the Third starts taking hits. Orochimaru snides that Hokage's just a title, and it doesn't mean any more than the rock his face is carved on. The Old Man knows it's more than that, Leaf Village is more just a place, it's about the people who live there and are ready to die to protect it. We get lots of flashes on people from the Old Man's memory, so let's take them as they come. Second Hokage with Sarutobi in his Genin squad. Sarutobi with his own Genin Squad of Orochimaru, Jiraiya and, yeah, still thinking Tsunade. Jiraiya with Naruto's dad (who, yes, the Fourth Hokage). Orochimaru with young Anko. Naruto's dad with his genin squad, including young Kakashi who even as a child is hip. Baby Naruto and young Iruka, then lots of people we already know. All these people, to the Hokage, they're all family. Orochimaru predictably doesn't care, but the Hokage says even if you kill him, the Leaf Village will carry on, and they'll carry on. Then he prepares to attack with the Grim Reaper behind him, to pull out Orochimaru's very soul.
Next Episode: Sarutobi is ready to die for his family, the whole of Leaf Village.
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Episode 71 - An Unrivaled Match: Hokage Battle Royale!
It's that different animation studio that signals massive beatdown. ROCK! Temari sets a trap with Sasuke, actually several traps. Sasuke's got to Spider-Man to a tree to keep from being blown up several times. The kids and Pakkun hear it, and wonder if he's okay. Enough of that, though, you wanted to see the Third Hokage and the Boss Snake fight, right? YES YOU DID. Orochimaru implants tagged kunai into his zombie Hokages, which brings them back to life, as it were. It's a Forbidden Jutsu for a reason, it uses the caster's own blood and a carcass to reanimate - and while Orochimaru's knives brought them back to life, it crushed the original souls to turn them into murder machines under the Sound Ninja's Command. Orochimaru takes great pleasure in beating up on his former sensei. The two zombie Hokage lumber forward undsteadily, then rocket forward. He blocks and dodges both of their attacks, catching Second Hokage's leg and spinning him around to fling away. Hah! Third kicks out the Fire Dragon Flame Bombs to Orochimaru's chuckling amusement. The Second blocks with Water Jutsu: Water Wall. D'oh. Then he counters with a Water Shock Wave (and it's made clear that it's no joke to be able to use Water Jutsu where there is no water), which Third parries with Earth Style: Mud Wall. First Hokage comes hydroplaning through the water towards Third, and blocks the fire the Old Man throws at him. He gives the old guy a wicked combo to send him down. Water tendrils pull Third down, but not for long, as hokage erupts from the water where he has to dodge high-pressure blasts. First breaks out Hidden Wood Style Jutsu: Forest Emergence, because we've yet to see plants try and kick soembody's ass. Third desperately tries to keep on top of them, but eventually gets snared in a tangle of vines. Sidenote: It's what First used to build Hidden Leaf. Interesting!
Iruka-sensei's gotten all the kids out and is trying to lead them away, but Konohamaru still senses something is wrong. At the battle, Third strains to reach out and complete a Summoning Jutsu - Monkey King Enma! YEAH! I am pleased to report he is as exactly as you'd want a Monkey King to look. Enma chastises Third for not killing Orochimaru when he had the chance, though Third does point out that's what he's trying to do now. Enma says it's too late, and the Old Man begs him for the Adamantine Nyoi. This isn't what Orochimaru wants to hear, and he sends First and Second after Enma. The Monkey King batters away the Hokages, not to mention freeing the Third, and transforms into a large staff for the Old Man to catch. Orochimaru decides it's finally a party. He presses on his stomach, and vomits up a snake which in turn horks up a Snake Sword. Third pole-vaults into battle, the staff able to extend to any length you'd care to name. They block, parry and dodge, all that good stuff, and the animation here's just amazing.
While Orochimaru's got the Old Man in a clench, First and Second try to outflank him, but Third's able to dodge them both and slap something written onto each of them. Orochimaru goes in for the kill, just beating the crap out of the old guy, knocking him down, and taunting him for not trying Shadow Clone Jutsu. One of the Anbu says it's, essentially, because the guy's old. If he spreads out his Chakra too much, he'll die. I think. Orochimaru tauntingly asks after Third's health and well-being while the Anbu try and rouse him from the sidelines. The Nyoi opens an eye and asks what on earth the Old Man's waiting for, now's the time to beat him. Sarutobi flings him up and away, and Enma as Nyoi grabs him by the neck, but Substitution! The real Orochimaru still gets a kick in the chest, and Third detonates the pieces of paper he slapped to the other Hokages. It doesn't slow them down terribly, as they start to reform the limbs that were blown off and get back to their feet. The Old Man's got to go for the soul if he wants to stop them, and the only way to do that is the Fourth Hokage's Jutsu. He asks for First and Second's forgiveness as he prepares to use it. Orochimaru takes the time to torment the old guy who, who was once called the god of Shinobi. Then Orochimaru pulls his face off, revealing a younger feminine face underneath. Apparently Orochimaru's completed some Forbidden Jutsu of his own, and the Third Hokage's revelation sends Boss Snake into gales of laughter. To cap things off, Sasuke's finally caught up to the Sand Villagers.
Next Episode: The Third Hokage and his fallen protege Orochimaru.
Iruka-sensei's gotten all the kids out and is trying to lead them away, but Konohamaru still senses something is wrong. At the battle, Third strains to reach out and complete a Summoning Jutsu - Monkey King Enma! YEAH! I am pleased to report he is as exactly as you'd want a Monkey King to look. Enma chastises Third for not killing Orochimaru when he had the chance, though Third does point out that's what he's trying to do now. Enma says it's too late, and the Old Man begs him for the Adamantine Nyoi. This isn't what Orochimaru wants to hear, and he sends First and Second after Enma. The Monkey King batters away the Hokages, not to mention freeing the Third, and transforms into a large staff for the Old Man to catch. Orochimaru decides it's finally a party. He presses on his stomach, and vomits up a snake which in turn horks up a Snake Sword. Third pole-vaults into battle, the staff able to extend to any length you'd care to name. They block, parry and dodge, all that good stuff, and the animation here's just amazing.
While Orochimaru's got the Old Man in a clench, First and Second try to outflank him, but Third's able to dodge them both and slap something written onto each of them. Orochimaru goes in for the kill, just beating the crap out of the old guy, knocking him down, and taunting him for not trying Shadow Clone Jutsu. One of the Anbu says it's, essentially, because the guy's old. If he spreads out his Chakra too much, he'll die. I think. Orochimaru tauntingly asks after Third's health and well-being while the Anbu try and rouse him from the sidelines. The Nyoi opens an eye and asks what on earth the Old Man's waiting for, now's the time to beat him. Sarutobi flings him up and away, and Enma as Nyoi grabs him by the neck, but Substitution! The real Orochimaru still gets a kick in the chest, and Third detonates the pieces of paper he slapped to the other Hokages. It doesn't slow them down terribly, as they start to reform the limbs that were blown off and get back to their feet. The Old Man's got to go for the soul if he wants to stop them, and the only way to do that is the Fourth Hokage's Jutsu. He asks for First and Second's forgiveness as he prepares to use it. Orochimaru takes the time to torment the old guy who, who was once called the god of Shinobi. Then Orochimaru pulls his face off, revealing a younger feminine face underneath. Apparently Orochimaru's completed some Forbidden Jutsu of his own, and the Third Hokage's revelation sends Boss Snake into gales of laughter. To cap things off, Sasuke's finally caught up to the Sand Villagers.
Next Episode: The Third Hokage and his fallen protege Orochimaru.
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Episode 70 - A Shirker’s Call to Action: Layabout No More!
Sasuke's on the trail of the Sand Ninja, and Naruto's new crew are on Sasuke's trail. Naruto asks Pakkun how long it'll be before they catch up, but Sasuke's got all that Lee-like speed now, so the pug doesn't know, but he has already caught the sent of the Sound Ninja trailing the kids. Pakkun comes to a halt, and then gets clever, having the kids backtrack over their own footprints so they can ty and shake their pursuers, but it doesn't shake them completely. Naruto wants to ambush them, and Sakura's suprisingly in favor of it. Pakkun says it's not good, since their Orochimaru's boys and some of them might be Jonin. Sakura asks why that would matter, and Shikamaru says they might have the skill to set it up, but they don't have the strength to hit them hard enough - and to make matters worse, Orochimaru probably gave them the low-down on the terrain and they're trained in pursuit. For the good guys, we have a knucklehead, a Kunoichi who's nothing special, an irritable pug and the one guy who just can not be bothered with the hassle. Shikamaru says that the best thing to do is one of them should stay behind to act as bait to distract the pursuers, even though it's likely whoever'll stay behind will die. The kids think Ninja-ing's just no fun anymore. Nobody's really leaping to volunteer, and the dog's already out because he's got to track - Naruto's about to volunteer, when Shikamaru steps forward into the annals of the hardcore, which was his plan all along.
Pakkun smells the Sound Ninja coming up behind them fast, and wonders if Shikamaru's actually as good as his word. Sakura starts to doubt, but Naruto vouches for him, because even his slack-ass isn't a traitor. Sakura'd like to believe, but Shikamaru does give a lot of evidence to the contrary. The Sound Ninja halt, finding fresh tracks that indicate the kids are tired... and then ALL of the Ninja are locked in by Shadow Paralysis! One of them comments on the Jutsu, but Shikamaru tells them to live in the now. It's all about Shadow Possession now, though the Nara genin's still low on Chakra from his fight earlier. Shikamaru pulls enough Shuriken out for them all, so he can draw out the one who's hanging back to protect the other Sound Ninja from ambush, but his Shadow Possession can't reach the last member. The Sound Ninja says as soon as it breaks, he's dead, and Shikamaru reflects on what he would've liked out of life. And that life? Completely and utterly average, and he would've been happy with that. Huh. Oddly enough, that's what makes me think the character's something special. Shikamaru's irritated by this sudden and unwelcome show of initiative.
Bounding through the forest, Pakku senses they're not being followed right now. Naruto cheers, and Sakura's sorry he doubted Shikamaru. As am I. There's nothing between them and Sasuke (ha!), and our hero wants Shikamaru to live to catch up with them. We rejoin Shikamaru vs. the Sound Ninja, and he admits he's about done, and pulls back on the Shadow Possession. The Sound Ninja call out their ninth member, and that's no ninth member, that's Asuma! He tosses the body of their last member aside, and we get some awesome ass-kickery from Squad Ten's sensei. He's even got a trench knife! YEAH! He congratulates his pupil, who sits down hard, all tired out from doing things for a change. The Sand Ninja continue their Gaara retrieval service, and Temari senses they've picked up some extra hunters, and tells Kankuro to pick up the pace. Behind Sasuke, Naruto silently implores him not to jump the gun before they get there. Way back at Leaf Village, Third Hokage's still facing off against the zombie versions of the first two, Orochimaru asking if shouldn't they now begin. Let's!
Next Episode: The Old Man vs. Orochimaru! Sasuke vs. somebody!
Pakkun smells the Sound Ninja coming up behind them fast, and wonders if Shikamaru's actually as good as his word. Sakura starts to doubt, but Naruto vouches for him, because even his slack-ass isn't a traitor. Sakura'd like to believe, but Shikamaru does give a lot of evidence to the contrary. The Sound Ninja halt, finding fresh tracks that indicate the kids are tired... and then ALL of the Ninja are locked in by Shadow Paralysis! One of them comments on the Jutsu, but Shikamaru tells them to live in the now. It's all about Shadow Possession now, though the Nara genin's still low on Chakra from his fight earlier. Shikamaru pulls enough Shuriken out for them all, so he can draw out the one who's hanging back to protect the other Sound Ninja from ambush, but his Shadow Possession can't reach the last member. The Sound Ninja says as soon as it breaks, he's dead, and Shikamaru reflects on what he would've liked out of life. And that life? Completely and utterly average, and he would've been happy with that. Huh. Oddly enough, that's what makes me think the character's something special. Shikamaru's irritated by this sudden and unwelcome show of initiative.
Bounding through the forest, Pakku senses they're not being followed right now. Naruto cheers, and Sakura's sorry he doubted Shikamaru. As am I. There's nothing between them and Sasuke (ha!), and our hero wants Shikamaru to live to catch up with them. We rejoin Shikamaru vs. the Sound Ninja, and he admits he's about done, and pulls back on the Shadow Possession. The Sound Ninja call out their ninth member, and that's no ninth member, that's Asuma! He tosses the body of their last member aside, and we get some awesome ass-kickery from Squad Ten's sensei. He's even got a trench knife! YEAH! He congratulates his pupil, who sits down hard, all tired out from doing things for a change. The Sand Ninja continue their Gaara retrieval service, and Temari senses they've picked up some extra hunters, and tells Kankuro to pick up the pace. Behind Sasuke, Naruto silently implores him not to jump the gun before they get there. Way back at Leaf Village, Third Hokage's still facing off against the zombie versions of the first two, Orochimaru asking if shouldn't they now begin. Let's!
Next Episode: The Old Man vs. Orochimaru! Sasuke vs. somebody!
Friday, February 13, 2009
Episode 1 - Blue Monday
The opening! I swear the music sounds like something from a 70's TV show. It's not bad, mind, but different. The animation's pretty cool, though, Renton on his board, Eureka in her mecha. I like the design of the Gekko State's ship, too.
We open on a cloudy sky, and somebody giving going about how the real value of media stems from the memories it leaves us. I take a quick, spoiler-free look to see his name is Stoner (heh) and his partner and the pilot of his mecha is Matthieu, who tells him to zip it and radios Leader (Holland) if he's planning on re-joining them anytime soon. Holland tells Matthieu to zip it, and the latter can look down and see they're really going at it down below. Mattieu tells Stoner it's almost time to get ready, and Stoner goes on more about memory and stuff in a manner that lets him live up to his namesake. Just then, several mecha come zipping past Matthieu's, three chasing a third but having zero luck. It dodges the traditional barrage of missiles, and then Holland does a cool move Matthieu IDs as a Cut-back Drop-turn to take out the other mechs. Matthieu radios back in to base that they're still on schedule, and Talho tells them to proceed. Holland is less than thrilled at heading to their destination of Bellforest, prompting Talho to get on his case because the whole thing was his idea. We can probably blame the picture of the girl with her face all marked out for his reluctance.
Cut to a rather messy room, filled with sky-surfing paraphenalia, including a poster of Holland on his board. A radio broadcast tells us that conditions are right for a batch of waves headed our way. The room's owner, Renton, is thrilled by the news, grabbing his board and bounding outside. He VOs he's 14 years old and nothing amazing's ever happened to him, and he gets the feeling nothing will. Yup. He's 14 all right. Renton also briefly puts me in mind of FLCL's Naota. I also wish to state at 14, *I* had no cool motorbike like that. Getting his board serviced, Renton's trying to convince the mechanic he really can do the Cut-back Drop-turn, but the older guy says he can't because he doesn't believe in the waves. He tells Renton Holland could because he's a genius, and where he learned is way better for that sort of thing. More proof he's 14 in that the kid quotes his hero at every chance, saying Holland says anywhere can be your spot. The old guy gives up, and suprises Renton by not charging him for the work. With one teen as his only customer, he's moving away to the city to pick up some real business. Even in anime, Mondays suck.
The town Renton lives in doesn't look too bad to my eye, but it's really not cut out for somebody who wants to ride the waves, and the only way to make a decent living is to become a soldier. At the somewhat prison-looking school, the day's lesson is on the Transparence Light Particle phenomenon. For short, "Trappa" and it led to the building of the Compac Drive, and this was called the Summer of Love. Heh. The man who turned disaster into something special was none other than Renton's dad (King) Adrock Thurston! There's a loud commotion outside and the teacher calls for self-study, so two kids take the time to raz Renton on how his dad thought the Comac Drive was a messenger from God, and his sister went off to prove his dad really did save the world. Proving he's not Shinji, Renton slugs one of them. The kid retreats to the roof, where some girls are talking about ray=out, which I take to be the sky-surfing version of Thrasher. They talk about how the rumors are Gekko State are untrustworthy punks. Renton stares mournfully at his Compac Drive and flashes back to his sister telling him if he can believe it, it'll happen. She hugs him, and his Drive flashes the word 'Eureka,' and he's smiling warmly at the Drive in the present. The girls think he's weird.
To cap off the end of a perfect day, Renton's got a parent-teacher conference. A grandparent-teacher conference. His teacher says Renton's grades aren't very good, but being his father's son, he probably could get into military school if he wants. Grandad cuts him off, saying no-one in his house is going to be a solider and gives Renton a spark of hope. Despite the bad news, he treats the kid to steak and shrimp, and immediately wonders what he did to bring the kid up this way. Renton VOs he can put all of this behind him as long as he's got his favorite hill and his waves. Naturally, this means the military has fenced it off to use it as an LFO testing site. Poor Renton. That night, Renton figures even if Holland is a criminal, he'd still trade places with him in a second, or even better, with Holland. Just then his Compac Drive kicks out the word Eureka, for the third time this month. The kid indulges in some wild fantasies about what it really means, and Grandad pokes his head to put a stamp to all this youthfulness. Grandad calls the place a sty, saying mechanics like Renton will be have neat rooms. They bicker about who's doing what and on whether dreams are stupid, and Renton sets his Grandad off by promising no matter his job Grandad'll get a nice retirement community.
Elsewhere, but probably close by, an LFO piloted by Eureka herself is coming in hard. Grandad figures that board of his is the reason for all of Renton's nonsense, and snatches it up to throw away, heedless of the fact it's a Holland Style Replica. Renton chases after, but they both pause as the LFO comes surfing in, and performs a Cut-back Drop-turn to Renton's delight. And then it crashes into Renton's room. Heh. It's not like any LFO Renton's ever seen, and Grandad old mans that it's the Nirvash Type Zero, the LFO's LFO. The cockpit slides open, and Eureka stands up, calling her LFO a kid and saying it could use some help, if they'd be so kind. Renton takes one look at her and he's done for.
Grandad's calling in some help to fix their place, and pulls out a box found by Renton's dad, and regrets him ever coming across it in the first place. Renton's gaving at the Nirvash even more raptly than he did Eureka, VOing the interesting facts it was A) discovered and B) the blueprint for every other LFO. He immediately decides it must have an original Compac Drive and searches for it, and while the thing has the socket, it's got no Drive. Hmmm. Hearing footsteps, Renton tells his Grandad that the Nirvash is kinda-- oh, hey, Eureka! She doesn't seem to mind him rooting through her mech, and just wants to borrow a flamethrower so she can make up for all the trouble she's caused. Renton's touched! He also wants to know why it doesn't have a COmpac Drive, but Eureka says it's never needed one before, even though LFO's normally need one to get going. Over Eureka's doubts, Renton wants to try his Drive in the Nirvash, saying he's got a good sense about these things because machines have hearts and respond to those who take care of them. Eureka thinks that's painfully obvious. Hmmm. She leaves to go snag the flamethrower, and Renton tells his sister he's already writing his marriage vows.
Then Renton wonders what on earth the cute if weird chick could need a flamethrower for. Why, a funeral pyre for his room, of course! The kid tries to stomp out the flames and gives himself a hot-foot, and Renton's rampant goofiness makes Eureka laugh. Holland, Stoner and Matthieu are watching a bit away, amazed at this turn of events. Matthieu wonders why they didn't go up and just ask Grandad to fix the Nirvash, but Holland's reluctant for reasons he doesn't bother to explain. He complains about Renton looking like somebody (I think), and also the crappy waves. Inside the garage, the Nirvash is reading an error message after the Drive's been installed, and Eureka thinks they should take it out. She goes off on how believing in things can lead to a whole lot of hurt, and Renton's about to try and convince her otherwise when Grandad shows up with Adrock's box. He old mans it's because of the gizmo inside is why his family was torn to pieces, so take it and leave.
Senior rudeness is interrupted by a missile strike, as will happen sometimes, and Eureka quickly kicks the Nirvash into gear, transforming it into a wicked-looking vehicle mode and burning rubber. The bad news is Renton and Grandad get thrown to the side, and Eureka gives them a regretful look before turning it back to robot mode and taking to the skies. The military-types that launched the missiles argue about whether or not the Nirvash needs to be taken in pieces or not, Information Officer wanting to save it and the Air Force commander not wanting to be made to look like chumps again. The commander gets his way, and they launch a flight of LFOs after the Nirvash. On the ground, Grandad comes to, and he and Renton both watch Eureka duel with the other LFOs. Grandad rasps to Renton to take the gizmo, the Amita Drive, to Eureka, and no back-talk. Renton rides his motorbike to the one place he could get enough lift to ride his board up to the battle, namely off a cliff, and it's pretty darn impressive. While plummeting towards the ground, Renton suddenly starts wondering if leaping into a gorge was really a smart idea.
Thumb's up to the ending animation and song.
Next Episode: The coolest mid-air delivery I've ever seen.
We open on a cloudy sky, and somebody giving going about how the real value of media stems from the memories it leaves us. I take a quick, spoiler-free look to see his name is Stoner (heh) and his partner and the pilot of his mecha is Matthieu, who tells him to zip it and radios Leader (Holland) if he's planning on re-joining them anytime soon. Holland tells Matthieu to zip it, and the latter can look down and see they're really going at it down below. Mattieu tells Stoner it's almost time to get ready, and Stoner goes on more about memory and stuff in a manner that lets him live up to his namesake. Just then, several mecha come zipping past Matthieu's, three chasing a third but having zero luck. It dodges the traditional barrage of missiles, and then Holland does a cool move Matthieu IDs as a Cut-back Drop-turn to take out the other mechs. Matthieu radios back in to base that they're still on schedule, and Talho tells them to proceed. Holland is less than thrilled at heading to their destination of Bellforest, prompting Talho to get on his case because the whole thing was his idea. We can probably blame the picture of the girl with her face all marked out for his reluctance.
Cut to a rather messy room, filled with sky-surfing paraphenalia, including a poster of Holland on his board. A radio broadcast tells us that conditions are right for a batch of waves headed our way. The room's owner, Renton, is thrilled by the news, grabbing his board and bounding outside. He VOs he's 14 years old and nothing amazing's ever happened to him, and he gets the feeling nothing will. Yup. He's 14 all right. Renton also briefly puts me in mind of FLCL's Naota. I also wish to state at 14, *I* had no cool motorbike like that. Getting his board serviced, Renton's trying to convince the mechanic he really can do the Cut-back Drop-turn, but the older guy says he can't because he doesn't believe in the waves. He tells Renton Holland could because he's a genius, and where he learned is way better for that sort of thing. More proof he's 14 in that the kid quotes his hero at every chance, saying Holland says anywhere can be your spot. The old guy gives up, and suprises Renton by not charging him for the work. With one teen as his only customer, he's moving away to the city to pick up some real business. Even in anime, Mondays suck.
The town Renton lives in doesn't look too bad to my eye, but it's really not cut out for somebody who wants to ride the waves, and the only way to make a decent living is to become a soldier. At the somewhat prison-looking school, the day's lesson is on the Transparence Light Particle phenomenon. For short, "Trappa" and it led to the building of the Compac Drive, and this was called the Summer of Love. Heh. The man who turned disaster into something special was none other than Renton's dad (King) Adrock Thurston! There's a loud commotion outside and the teacher calls for self-study, so two kids take the time to raz Renton on how his dad thought the Comac Drive was a messenger from God, and his sister went off to prove his dad really did save the world. Proving he's not Shinji, Renton slugs one of them. The kid retreats to the roof, where some girls are talking about ray=out, which I take to be the sky-surfing version of Thrasher. They talk about how the rumors are Gekko State are untrustworthy punks. Renton stares mournfully at his Compac Drive and flashes back to his sister telling him if he can believe it, it'll happen. She hugs him, and his Drive flashes the word 'Eureka,' and he's smiling warmly at the Drive in the present. The girls think he's weird.
To cap off the end of a perfect day, Renton's got a parent-teacher conference. A grandparent-teacher conference. His teacher says Renton's grades aren't very good, but being his father's son, he probably could get into military school if he wants. Grandad cuts him off, saying no-one in his house is going to be a solider and gives Renton a spark of hope. Despite the bad news, he treats the kid to steak and shrimp, and immediately wonders what he did to bring the kid up this way. Renton VOs he can put all of this behind him as long as he's got his favorite hill and his waves. Naturally, this means the military has fenced it off to use it as an LFO testing site. Poor Renton. That night, Renton figures even if Holland is a criminal, he'd still trade places with him in a second, or even better, with Holland. Just then his Compac Drive kicks out the word Eureka, for the third time this month. The kid indulges in some wild fantasies about what it really means, and Grandad pokes his head to put a stamp to all this youthfulness. Grandad calls the place a sty, saying mechanics like Renton will be have neat rooms. They bicker about who's doing what and on whether dreams are stupid, and Renton sets his Grandad off by promising no matter his job Grandad'll get a nice retirement community.
Elsewhere, but probably close by, an LFO piloted by Eureka herself is coming in hard. Grandad figures that board of his is the reason for all of Renton's nonsense, and snatches it up to throw away, heedless of the fact it's a Holland Style Replica. Renton chases after, but they both pause as the LFO comes surfing in, and performs a Cut-back Drop-turn to Renton's delight. And then it crashes into Renton's room. Heh. It's not like any LFO Renton's ever seen, and Grandad old mans that it's the Nirvash Type Zero, the LFO's LFO. The cockpit slides open, and Eureka stands up, calling her LFO a kid and saying it could use some help, if they'd be so kind. Renton takes one look at her and he's done for.
Grandad's calling in some help to fix their place, and pulls out a box found by Renton's dad, and regrets him ever coming across it in the first place. Renton's gaving at the Nirvash even more raptly than he did Eureka, VOing the interesting facts it was A) discovered and B) the blueprint for every other LFO. He immediately decides it must have an original Compac Drive and searches for it, and while the thing has the socket, it's got no Drive. Hmmm. Hearing footsteps, Renton tells his Grandad that the Nirvash is kinda-- oh, hey, Eureka! She doesn't seem to mind him rooting through her mech, and just wants to borrow a flamethrower so she can make up for all the trouble she's caused. Renton's touched! He also wants to know why it doesn't have a COmpac Drive, but Eureka says it's never needed one before, even though LFO's normally need one to get going. Over Eureka's doubts, Renton wants to try his Drive in the Nirvash, saying he's got a good sense about these things because machines have hearts and respond to those who take care of them. Eureka thinks that's painfully obvious. Hmmm. She leaves to go snag the flamethrower, and Renton tells his sister he's already writing his marriage vows.
Then Renton wonders what on earth the cute if weird chick could need a flamethrower for. Why, a funeral pyre for his room, of course! The kid tries to stomp out the flames and gives himself a hot-foot, and Renton's rampant goofiness makes Eureka laugh. Holland, Stoner and Matthieu are watching a bit away, amazed at this turn of events. Matthieu wonders why they didn't go up and just ask Grandad to fix the Nirvash, but Holland's reluctant for reasons he doesn't bother to explain. He complains about Renton looking like somebody (I think), and also the crappy waves. Inside the garage, the Nirvash is reading an error message after the Drive's been installed, and Eureka thinks they should take it out. She goes off on how believing in things can lead to a whole lot of hurt, and Renton's about to try and convince her otherwise when Grandad shows up with Adrock's box. He old mans it's because of the gizmo inside is why his family was torn to pieces, so take it and leave.
Senior rudeness is interrupted by a missile strike, as will happen sometimes, and Eureka quickly kicks the Nirvash into gear, transforming it into a wicked-looking vehicle mode and burning rubber. The bad news is Renton and Grandad get thrown to the side, and Eureka gives them a regretful look before turning it back to robot mode and taking to the skies. The military-types that launched the missiles argue about whether or not the Nirvash needs to be taken in pieces or not, Information Officer wanting to save it and the Air Force commander not wanting to be made to look like chumps again. The commander gets his way, and they launch a flight of LFOs after the Nirvash. On the ground, Grandad comes to, and he and Renton both watch Eureka duel with the other LFOs. Grandad rasps to Renton to take the gizmo, the Amita Drive, to Eureka, and no back-talk. Renton rides his motorbike to the one place he could get enough lift to ride his board up to the battle, namely off a cliff, and it's pretty darn impressive. While plummeting towards the ground, Renton suddenly starts wondering if leaping into a gorge was really a smart idea.
Thumb's up to the ending animation and song.
Next Episode: The coolest mid-air delivery I've ever seen.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Episode 69 - Village in Distress: A New A-Ranked Mission!
Somewhere, Jiraiya is snickering over the episode number.
Sakura asks if this is really the best time to be going on missions, and Kakashi says they don't have any choice - they have to go get Sasuke (currenly in hot pursuit of Gaara). The Sand ninja's Kid has weirded out Kakashi, and wants him looked after. Sakura wants to wake up Ino and Choji for strength in numbers, but Kakashi wants them to stick to the traditional four-man squad. Our girl thinks at first Kakashi's coming with them, but no! They get an adorable Ninja Dog, which is even better. The Pakkun will lead them to Sasuke by sense of smell. Sakura's wondering why on earth the fourth member is a puppy, and the Pakkun tells her in a deep voice to not call him a cute puppy. In Sakura's defense, she never said 'cute.' Sakura low-crawls her way to Naruto and Shikamaru, waking up Naruto first and protecting him for an errant kunai. She's about to wake up Shikamaru, but realizes he's already awake. Hah! A Pakkun bite gets him up and moving, despite Slackermaru not wanting to get involved. Naruto finally realizes there's a battle going on as Guy punches a Sound Ninja through a wall. Kakashi gives them their marching orders, to find Sasuke and stop him from fighting Gaara. Shikamaru is somewhat reluctant, but the Pakkun has a treat if the mission is successful. He can touch the Pakkun's paw-pads. THEY ARE SOFT AND SUPPLE. This suprisingly doesn't sway Shikamaru, so Pakkun just drags his ass along. Guy wonders if they'll be okay, and Kakashi says they will, as long as they don't get to far out. Hey! Shino! Shino heard everything, and vanishes in presumable pursuit. (Sorry.)
Under the Great Barrier Jutsu, Orochimaru's psyched to fight the Hokage. One of the Anbu says that they need to take out just one of the four Sound Ninja to break the barrier, so the Sound Ninja put up barriers around themselves. Stupid Chatty Anbu. Orochimaru says that the Hokage shouldn't fret, others would just get in the way. We're off! Hokage starts with Tile Jutsu, but Orochimaru dodges the roofing and goes for Striking Snake Technique where his tongue turns into a snake to bite the Leaf Ninja. Yuck. His tongue snake bites down, but Substitution! The Hokage turns the roof to mud with Earth Style: Great Mud River, then hits with Earth Style: Earth Dragon Bomb and comboes it with Fire Dragon Bomb. Go, Hokage, go! It looks at first like he got Orochimaru, but the Hokage tells him to drop the stupid act and come back out. Orochimaru banters that that aren't the difficult students the most fun?
At Ninja Academy, Konohamaru suspects something up with it being a self-study period and the smoke and all. At the stands, Kabuto-Anbu wonders where the kids went. The Sound Ninja says the Genin couldn't possibly make a difference, but gets verbally smacked down for underestimating Naruto. Sasuke, meanwhile, is on Gaara's trail. The Ninja Academy teachers work to evacuate the students. Under the Barrier, Orochimaru asks if they shouldn't stop half-assing it and get down to it. The Hokage sheds his white robes for badass armor underneath, and Orochimaru does the same. The roof starts to crack, I'm guessing under the sheer weight of their Chakra. Orochimaru says he won't go easy on the Hokage, but the old guy says he's looking forward to it, and depending on the grade Hokage gives him he might have to re-do the Academy. Heh! We commence the festivities with the Hokage's Shuriken Shadow Clone Jutsu, but Orochimaru blocks with a Summoning Jutsu that calls up coffins. GAH. Coffins he recognizes. Hokage breaks his neck to stop the third one, but it's not over yet. The two coffins' lids fall open, and the Anbu outside are shocked by who it is. At the Academy, Iruka's having the kids evacuate in a calm and orderly fashion. Moegi and Udon notice something's up with Konohamaru, who's realizing that Things Are Afoot, starting with a rainbow he noticed around the sun. He flashes on the Hokage telling him that these kinds of rainbows symbolize snakes. Huh. On the roof, Orochimaru's animated the bodies in the coffins, the first and second Hokages, the ones who founded the Leaf Village. They're impressed they've been summoned, in a disinterested way, and Orochimaru wants them to get down to cases. In the forest, Sakura's explained what happens and Naruto's ready, but Shikamaru's irritated he has to help. Pakkun's got the scent, and they're on their way! So are a mess of Sound Ninja with orders to end Naruto.
Next Episode: The Sound Ninja are on Naruto's trail, but Shikamaru's got a Plan.
Sakura asks if this is really the best time to be going on missions, and Kakashi says they don't have any choice - they have to go get Sasuke (currenly in hot pursuit of Gaara). The Sand ninja's Kid has weirded out Kakashi, and wants him looked after. Sakura wants to wake up Ino and Choji for strength in numbers, but Kakashi wants them to stick to the traditional four-man squad. Our girl thinks at first Kakashi's coming with them, but no! They get an adorable Ninja Dog, which is even better. The Pakkun will lead them to Sasuke by sense of smell. Sakura's wondering why on earth the fourth member is a puppy, and the Pakkun tells her in a deep voice to not call him a cute puppy. In Sakura's defense, she never said 'cute.' Sakura low-crawls her way to Naruto and Shikamaru, waking up Naruto first and protecting him for an errant kunai. She's about to wake up Shikamaru, but realizes he's already awake. Hah! A Pakkun bite gets him up and moving, despite Slackermaru not wanting to get involved. Naruto finally realizes there's a battle going on as Guy punches a Sound Ninja through a wall. Kakashi gives them their marching orders, to find Sasuke and stop him from fighting Gaara. Shikamaru is somewhat reluctant, but the Pakkun has a treat if the mission is successful. He can touch the Pakkun's paw-pads. THEY ARE SOFT AND SUPPLE. This suprisingly doesn't sway Shikamaru, so Pakkun just drags his ass along. Guy wonders if they'll be okay, and Kakashi says they will, as long as they don't get to far out. Hey! Shino! Shino heard everything, and vanishes in presumable pursuit. (Sorry.)
Under the Great Barrier Jutsu, Orochimaru's psyched to fight the Hokage. One of the Anbu says that they need to take out just one of the four Sound Ninja to break the barrier, so the Sound Ninja put up barriers around themselves. Stupid Chatty Anbu. Orochimaru says that the Hokage shouldn't fret, others would just get in the way. We're off! Hokage starts with Tile Jutsu, but Orochimaru dodges the roofing and goes for Striking Snake Technique where his tongue turns into a snake to bite the Leaf Ninja. Yuck. His tongue snake bites down, but Substitution! The Hokage turns the roof to mud with Earth Style: Great Mud River, then hits with Earth Style: Earth Dragon Bomb and comboes it with Fire Dragon Bomb. Go, Hokage, go! It looks at first like he got Orochimaru, but the Hokage tells him to drop the stupid act and come back out. Orochimaru banters that that aren't the difficult students the most fun?
At Ninja Academy, Konohamaru suspects something up with it being a self-study period and the smoke and all. At the stands, Kabuto-Anbu wonders where the kids went. The Sound Ninja says the Genin couldn't possibly make a difference, but gets verbally smacked down for underestimating Naruto. Sasuke, meanwhile, is on Gaara's trail. The Ninja Academy teachers work to evacuate the students. Under the Barrier, Orochimaru asks if they shouldn't stop half-assing it and get down to it. The Hokage sheds his white robes for badass armor underneath, and Orochimaru does the same. The roof starts to crack, I'm guessing under the sheer weight of their Chakra. Orochimaru says he won't go easy on the Hokage, but the old guy says he's looking forward to it, and depending on the grade Hokage gives him he might have to re-do the Academy. Heh! We commence the festivities with the Hokage's Shuriken Shadow Clone Jutsu, but Orochimaru blocks with a Summoning Jutsu that calls up coffins. GAH. Coffins he recognizes. Hokage breaks his neck to stop the third one, but it's not over yet. The two coffins' lids fall open, and the Anbu outside are shocked by who it is. At the Academy, Iruka's having the kids evacuate in a calm and orderly fashion. Moegi and Udon notice something's up with Konohamaru, who's realizing that Things Are Afoot, starting with a rainbow he noticed around the sun. He flashes on the Hokage telling him that these kinds of rainbows symbolize snakes. Huh. On the roof, Orochimaru's animated the bodies in the coffins, the first and second Hokages, the ones who founded the Leaf Village. They're impressed they've been summoned, in a disinterested way, and Orochimaru wants them to get down to cases. In the forest, Sakura's explained what happens and Naruto's ready, but Shikamaru's irritated he has to help. Pakkun's got the scent, and they're on their way! So are a mess of Sound Ninja with orders to end Naruto.
Next Episode: The Sound Ninja are on Naruto's trail, but Shikamaru's got a Plan.
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